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Overall Rating: 5.95

Taste:
6.21/10
Texture:
6.0/10
Toppings:
6.0/10
Value:
4.14/10
Harmoniousness:
7.07/10

User ratings


Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   6.0 / 10

Andrew's organization skills: 5.5

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
6/10
Value:
3/10
Harmoniousness:
6/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   6.4 / 10

It's a good backyard burger. The fries are fantastic and needed no ketchup. My biggest issue is the overall value - this shit is not a $16 meal not to mention $9 beers.

Andrew looked really tall tonight which is really offensive. Thanks for making me feel insignificant.

Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
4/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   4.8 / 10

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

Rating Details

Taste:
5/10
Texture:
4/10
Toppings:
4/10
Value:
5/10
Harmoniousness:
6/10

Laura "Short Rib" G.

The Happiest Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.4 / 10

Amazing organizational and technical skills!! Way to go Andrew!

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
5/10
Toppings:
10/10
Value:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

Jason "Wood eye! Wood eye!" W.

The Happiest Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   5.2 / 10

Andrew? Clever chap. Too bad really.

Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
5/10
Toppings:
3/10
Value:
5/10
Harmoniousness:
6/10

Sam "The Meat Hammer" H.

The Happiest Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   5.8 / 10

Great place! The drinks and fries are top notch but not a truly memorable burger. I wouldn't hesitate to order it again, but not something to come here for specifically. The drinks and fries however...

Rating Details

Taste:
6/10
Texture:
5/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
4/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   5.0 / 10

This was decent but I would not seek out this burger. It's salty and has a McDonald's like texture. However if I was hammered and eating it I would think it's great as fast food fix .

Rating Details

Taste:
5/10
Texture:
5/10
Toppings:
5/10
Value:
5/10
Harmoniousness:
5/10

Alissa "LadyPonch" P.

The Happiest Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   5.4 / 10

Andrew, as a person, again, another race to the bottom as far as humans go.

I like our server who was easy going and seemed cool with a table of a million people. And her curls had a prefect amount of bounce.

The shoestring fries were a treat but I am morally opposed to not having sides included in the overall price of burger. What is this? Per Se?

The hamburger left a lot to be desired. I had recently planned a run to end at Five Guys and found that burger much more satisfying.

Rating Details

Taste:
6/10
Texture:
5/10
Toppings:
6/10
Value:
3/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

Philippe "Taste Bud" T.

The Happiest Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   4.8 / 10

I loved this place mostly because all of my friends (and the burgers) were here. Now it's time to go home!

Rating Details

Taste:
2/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
1/10
Value:
3/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

Adam "Ron Jeremeat" H.

The Happiest Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   6.8 / 10

A glorified Big Mac, not that that's a bad thing. Overall a solid grease burger/fries combo but the $8/$9 beer price point hurt me deep.

And, call me a Luddite, but after all these fancy website upgrades we don't have the ease of manually adding an Andrew-as-a-person score like we did in the paper and pencil days. I don't trust this.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
3/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Hayden "Do Have A Cow, Man" M.

The Happiest Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   5.6 / 10

Love the 1$/ounce beers!

Rating Details

Taste:
6/10
Texture:
5/10
Toppings:
6/10
Value:
4/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

Andrew "The Moo Pie Pirate" O.

The Happiest Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   6.2 / 10

This is a tasty burger. Basically a Big Mac taken to the next level, and it's a harmonious, well thought out package - texturally pleasing, solid beef, and a well arranged stack. That said, there are caveats - drinks are extremely overpriced - $9 for a small beer, the fries - while absolutely delicious and a highlight - are not included, the atmosphere is full of obnoxious basicness and bros...but on the whole I'd have to recommend. Also the server misjudged the check $100 in her favor, which was not impressive.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
3/10
Harmoniousness:
6/10

John "Rare" O.

The Happiest Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   6.8 / 10

Rating Details

Taste:
6/10
Texture:
6/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
5/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Fay "The Swanson" L.

The Happiest Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   6.2 / 10

The happiest hour is a great burger for that burger fix - but if you're here to rate and judge (which one always is) I'd say that it is an elevated Micky D's with a hip atmosphere. The thin patty and processed cheese allows for a nice texture but it's not worth the price with Fries being a required addition, and the initial bite was salty.... As for Andrew as a person- I think he should have worn a hat so that burger club goers could make more remarks about him.

Rating Details

Taste:
5/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
4/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10