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Andrew O.
"The Moo Pie Pirate"
Burgers Rated: 39

July 12th, 2014 @ 06:00 PM
25 West Houston, New York, NY 10012
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.8 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.3 / 10

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
7/10
Ambiance:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

April 6th, 2014 @ 06:00 PM
331 W 4th St, New York, NY 10014
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 6.6 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 6.9 / 10

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
6/10
Texture:
6/10
Toppings:
5/10
Sides:
7/10
Value:
9/10
Ambiance:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

January 19th, 2014 @ 05:30 PM
113 Macdougal St, New York, NY 10012
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.3 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.3 / 10

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
9/10
Ambiance:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

November 9th, 2014 @ 05:00 PM
10 West 28th Street, New York, NY, 10001
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.5 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 6.9 / 10
Hayden taste 10

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
6/10
Value:
4/10
Ambiance:
5/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

March 21st, 2015 @ 03:00 PM
540 E 5th St, New York, NY 10009
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.3 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.4 / 10
A no frills, but highly enjoyable burger. The horseradish adds a nice dimension that upped the harmoniousness. This isn't a transcendent burger by any means, but it's a solid go to. Great ambiance and really nice staff.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
8/10
Sides:
8/10
Value:
8/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

November 17th, 2013 @ 03:00 PM
432 6th Avenue, New York, NY 10011
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.2 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.7 / 10

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
8/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
7/10
Ambiance:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 5.7 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 5.9 / 10
The prime is far more flavorful than the Kobe, which was subtle but lacking in character. The prime meanwhile (God bless America) was bursting with taste and had a fantastically chewable texture. The brioche bun kept it together, the cheese and bacon were solid. Expensive for what it was, but doable. Didn't try sides, but Anil claims they're above average. Ambiance was full of drunk people and a girl who pushed her face up against our window.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
6/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
6/10
Value:
4/10
Ambiance:
3/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

September 24th, 2013 @ 06:00 PM
277 E 10th St, New York, NY 10009
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.3 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.9 / 10
sides 7.5 value 5.5

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
8/10
Sides:
7/10
Value:
6/10
Ambiance:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

December 15th, 2013 @ 12:30 PM
3612 Broadway, New York, NY 10031
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.7 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 8.7 / 10

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
9/10
Ambiance:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

July 24th, 2013 @ 07:00 PM
406 E 9th St, New York, NY 10009
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 6.8 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.3 / 10

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
6/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
6/10
Value:
7/10
Ambiance:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

January 22nd, 2015 @ 10:30 PM
Gramercy Park Hotel, 2 Lexington Avenue, New York, NY 10010
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.4 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.0 / 10

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
6/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
6/10
Ambiance:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

December 14th, 2014 @ 03:00 PM
506 Grand St, Brooklyn, NY 11211
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.1 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 6.9 / 10
A unique experience for me, but the quality of the beef didn't hold up its end of the bargain.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
5/10
Texture:
4/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
8/10
Value:
9/10
Ambiance:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

September 12th, 2015 @ 05:00 PM
209 Madison Avenue, New York, NY 10016
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.0 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange 9.6 / 10
I'm totally biased.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
10/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

April 25th, 2015 @ 05:00 PM
180 Prince St, New York, NY 10012
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.3 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 8.7 / 10
The sauce was magnificent. The burger on its own was a bit too peppery for my taste, but with the au jus cutting through it was glorious. This is a harmonious burger. The beef is quality but it's about the overall experience of the meal is wonderful. The fries in the sauce was like the love of a domesticated animal - expected but enjoyed nonetheless.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
7/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

June 30th, 2015 @ 08:00 PM
361 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10014
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.3 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.9 / 10
The sweet ginger sauce was magnificent and should be added to the standard menu. As a burger topper or a fry dipper, it added a pleasing texture and subtle flavor that is just delightful. The olive tapenade was a sleeper as well - delicious and very pleasing on the palate. The burger itself was a bit standard, but was a serviceable vessel for the sauces, which were the main attraction here. The sides held their own - particularly the onion rings. The outdoor tables were great on a lovely night, and the owner and chef were beyond accommodating. A pleasure all around.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
6/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
8/10
Value:
8/10
Ambiance:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

September 12th, 2015 @ 05:00 PM
209 Madison Avenue, New York, NY 10016
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.0 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.0 / 10
I wanted more goddamn zest chip. But a tasty burg nonetheless

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
6/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
6/10

September 12th, 2015 @ 05:00 PM
209 Madison Avenue, New York, NY 10016
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.0 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange 9.6 / 10
This is gods work. Well done sir. The complexity was majestic and the creative topping work and hidden cheesy surprise made me quiver with delight.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

April 25th, 2015 @ 05:00 PM
180 Prince St, New York, NY 10012
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.3 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.1 / 10
SLIDER RATING SCALE 10/10

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
8/10
Value:
7/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

April 5th, 2016 @ 07:30 PM
121 W 10th St, New York, NY 10011
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 6.2 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 6.0 / 10
This is a tasty burger. Basically a Big Mac taken to the next level, and it's a harmonious, well thought out package - texturally pleasing, solid beef, and a well arranged stack. That said, there are caveats - drinks are extremely overpriced - $9 for a small beer, the fries - while absolutely delicious and a highlight - are not included, the atmosphere is full of obnoxious basicness and bros...but on the whole I'd have to recommend. Also the server misjudged the check $100 in her favor, which was not impressive.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
3/10
Ambiance:
2/10
Harmoniousness:
6/10

June 4th, 2016 @ 05:00 PM
Madison Ave & E.23rd St, New York, NY 10010
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.2 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 8.6 / 10
This was glorious. I've been sleeping on the Shack, but the Shack Stack was revelatory. The combination of a phenomenal griddle patty and potato roll with the genius of a deep fried mushroom with four cheeses was...magnificent. The fries were on point as always, and the line was short and full of secret boozing. It's not the complex power of a Black Label or similar patty, but this is just a magnificently pleasing burger experience. Well done you Danny Meyer, you saucy son of a bitch.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
8/10
Value:
8/10
Ambiance:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

July 9th, 2016 @ 05:00 PM
406 E 9th St, New York, NY 10009
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.4 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.0 / 10
9s across the board. This was a marvelous outing, The Hound is simply a delight, the chips give texture, the Gruyere is smooth as buttered baby fat, and the patty with bacon infused tastes like the love of a child. The staff is top notch and friendly as all get out. The music is on point. The vaue is unmatched. This is glory. I am well pleased. Thank you Whitman's

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
9/10
Ambiance:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

October 9th, 2016 @ 01:30 PM
919 Fulton St, Brooklyn, NY 11238
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 6.6 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 6.1 / 10
This was surprisingly disappointing. Forn$26 and the hype of a lifetime I expected more, but the burger was cold, the sauce overwhelmed everything, and the result just fell far short of expectations. The meat was largely masked by the pile of toppings and sauce, and the messiness - while charming - didn't add to the experience. On the plus side, the fries were magnificent, the presentation on a pizza tray was lovely, the service was attentive and the pretzel bun was a nice touch. If it were cheaper I'd recommend wholeheartedly, but at Minetta level price, I expect minetta level taste.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
6/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
6/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
3/10
Ambiance:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
4/10

October 15th, 2016 @ 06:00 PM
209 Madison Avenue (between 35th and 36th), New York, NY 10016
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.0 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 8.7 / 10
Very tasty and complex - the onions in particular were sensational. But the salad made it too slippery and difficult without adding significant impact to the burger. An excellent piece of beef all around though.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
6/10
Toppings:
8/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

October 15th, 2016 @ 06:00 PM
209 Madison Avenue (between 35th and 36th), New York, NY 10016
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.0 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange 10.0 / 10
I'm biased but that is a damn tasty burger. Rich and luxuriant as any Frenchman would desire. Hands off Jean-Peroux-Francois.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
10/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

October 15th, 2016 @ 06:00 PM
209 Madison Avenue (between 35th and 36th), New York, NY 10016
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.0 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange 9.7 / 10
This was a bold and powerful first entry. Impressive in its inventiveness and the range of explosive flavors that powered into my mouth. Chasing it with a shot of beer vodka only amped up the glory. The only avenue of improvement would be lessening the heat of the horseradish, as it had a tendency to impose itself unnecessarily. Fantastic work.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
10/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

October 15th, 2016 @ 06:00 PM
209 Madison Avenue (between 35th and 36th), New York, NY 10016
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.0 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange 9.6 / 10
The bacon. Oh the bacon. Thank you. This was a flavorful patty and the smoked cheese amped things up gloriously. A fine finish to a fantastic evening...well done.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

November 19th, 2016 @ 02:00 PM
201 1st Avenue, New York, NY 10003
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.1 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.7 / 10
This was a messy, complex, unexpected and absolutely delicious burger. The addition of the sausage added a sweetness and a boost of flavor that elevated what could've otherwise been a run of the mill beef slab. The sauces co-mingled nicely, sweet and spicy and creamy, and while it made the whole affair a slip sliding mess it was ok. Fries and sauce were excellent, value for our prix fixe was excellent, service from Tiffany was wonderful. A fine fine experience.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
6/10
Toppings:
8/10
Sides:
8/10
Value:
8/10
Ambiance:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

December 10th, 2016 @ 12:00 PM
232 Eighth Avenue, New York, NY 10011
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 4.7 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 4.3 / 10
I commend the endeavor. I respect the science. But I cannot stand idly by as the lamestream food media breathlessly proclaims this the future of burgerdom. It is not. This is just not good enough to replace the finest out there. A razor thin patty with almost no taste at all...piled high with toppings to mask the lack of a there, there. When I got it alone, it just didn't deliver for me at the end of the day. A less flavorful fast food patty with a slightly off aftertaste. Try again. Keep trying. But don't call this the answer. At least the fries were tasty...waitress was snotty and then venue was rife with pretentiousness. Sorry but I'm just not a fan.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
3/10
Texture:
5/10
Toppings:
5/10
Sides:
7/10
Value:
4/10
Ambiance:
4/10
Harmoniousness:
2/10

January 7th, 2017 @ 05:00 PM
7205 3rd Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11209
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.0 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 8.6 / 10
This is a damn tasty burger. Good lord this is a tasty burger. The deep fried glory of this was made even more perfect by the snowstorm outside, but the bread here - Slovak homemade - is genius. The package is entirely complete and magnificent in a uniquely harmonious way. This. Is. Magic. The venue was freezing cold. The sides solid but. It winning. Don't even care. This is a champion.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
7/10
Value:
8/10
Ambiance:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

January 29th, 2017 @ 05:30 PM
113 Macdougal St, New York, NY 10012
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.4 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.1 / 10
This is glory. Sweet Baby Jesus. The majestic harmoniousness of this slab of beefy magic cannot be overstated. The hype is true and remains true. This is the best - funky dry aged beef, perfectly carmelized onions, clarified butter and the most perfect bun ever to rise - perhaps that is the secret here, as it holds it together structurally yet melts in your mouth like the morning dew. Fries are spectacular. Ambiance flawless. Yes it's expensive, but you get what you pay for, and it's worth every penny. Still #1 in my book.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
8/10
Value:
8/10
Ambiance:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

April 1st, 2017 @ 11:45 AM
178 Broadway, Brooklyn, NY 11211
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.1 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.0 / 10
There is no better way to re enter civilization after an extended stay on Antarctica than to eat this majestic slab of glorious, dry aged magnificence. I would write more but I am too overwhelmed by the experience of this incredibly high-value, high quality Burger. Holy crap. This is a burger's Burger. A real thing that makes a man feel like a man, and a woman feel like a woman. It touches something deep inside, and the options of including the steak sauce, maybe even a cut of their deeply savage bacon. I am overwhelmed.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
8/10
Sides:
8/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

April 22nd, 2017 @ 12:00 PM
89 Macdougal St, New York, NY 10012
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 6.1 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 5.4 / 10
I do not understand the legendary status of this Burger. I hold this to be an excellent diner burger, but nothing more. The patty is thick and well formed and the beef is tasty (though under salted), and the totality of it is very very pleasant, but in no way transcendent. The value is appalling - for a dollar and a half more I could have a Luger Burger, and not including fries (that are mediocre to begin with) is unimpressive. The ambiance is negligible. Toppings are standard. Perhaps the upper east side venue has more to offer, but we'll never know since it's forever banned from the club. Not worth the hype.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
6/10
Toppings:
5/10
Sides:
4/10
Value:
3/10
Ambiance:
5/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

June 11th, 2017 @ 05:00 PM
190 Avenue B, New York, NY 10009
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.5 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.4 / 10
My body is pleased. This is a complex, high-end burger in a ridiculously classy setting, at a phenomenal price (esp when happy hour is in effect. Yes, it's a hot mess and it gets everywhere (I strongly recommend removing the greens and eating separately), but these are lovely flavors and they meld together in a special way. The beef does get short shrift in the end, but I'm kind of ok with that in the end given the loveliness of the package. The fries are delightful, and a $4 Rare Vos would be a steal anywhere, let alone in these elegant surroundings. Highly recommended. Perhaps not the top-contender since the package is so overwhelming, but I can say unequivocally that this has a seat at the table of glory.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
7/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

July 10th, 2017 @ 08:30 PM
44 RUE D'ARGOUT 75002 PARIS
Overall Rating:
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Andrew's Rating:
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A burger still in search of itself. This has many nice ingredients but the overall harmonious is lacking. There is a certain insecurity that pervades the totality of it. Perhaps it's the nature of being a French burger in an American burger's world...being overlooked doesn't help. Sides are perfonctory at best.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
6/10
Toppings:
8/10
Sides:
6/10
Value:
7/10
Ambiance:
5/10
Harmoniousness:
6/10

July 10th, 2017 @ 08:30 PM
44 RUE D'ARGOUT 75002 PARIS
Overall Rating:
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Andrew's Rating:
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Unimpressive. Cooked to a crisp and just not enough going on to make it work. Value wasn't there. Appreciated having a Rogue beer on the menu but not for $9 after conversion. America is having a lot of problems at the moment, but we still reign triumphant in the burger department.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
6/10
Toppings:
6/10
Sides:
6/10
Value:
5/10
Ambiance:
5/10
Harmoniousness:
6/10

July 22nd, 2017 @ 03:00 PM
406 E 9th St, New York, NY 10009
Overall Rating:
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Andrew's Rating:
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Always amazing. Goddamnit I love this place. The juicy Lucy isn't quite as magnificent as the abound, but it's pretty damn phenomenal. Harmonious, flavorful, perfectly cooked (not an easy feat while stuffed with pimento cheese). blue chees fries make me feel like a man. Everyone who works here is a goddamn champion. Best deal in the city. Here's to the next four years... PS - Greg gets 1.4 for missing it. But still having a strong jawline

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
8/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

October 14th, 2017 @ 05:00 PM
4545 Center Boulevard
Overall Rating:
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Andrew's Rating:
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Big Pussy would be proud

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
10/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

October 14th, 2017 @ 05:00 PM
4545 Center Boulevard
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.0 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 8.6 / 10
A bit over cooked but creative as hell and damn tasty

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
8/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

October 14th, 2017 @ 05:00 PM
4545 Center Boulevard
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.0 / 10
Andrew's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.3 / 10
Excellent first entry. Not enough textural variety, but the slices were spot on.

Andrew's Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
8/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10