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Greg T.
"Ughnnnn It's Greeegggg"
Burgers Rated: 23

April 6th, 2014 @ 06:00 PM
331 W 4th St, New York, NY 10014
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 6.6 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 5.7 / 10
Andrew as a Person: 7 (due to printer malfunction)

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
6/10
Texture:
6/10
Toppings:
4/10
Sides:
5/10
Value:
8/10
Ambiance:
6/10
Harmoniousness:
5/10

January 19th, 2014 @ 05:30 PM
113 Macdougal St, New York, NY 10012
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.3 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.1 / 10

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
10/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
8/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

July 24th, 2013 @ 07:00 PM
406 E 9th St, New York, NY 10009
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 6.8 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.1 / 10
Andrew/Organization: 3

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
8/10
Sides:
6/10
Value:
7/10
Ambiance:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

September 24th, 2013 @ 06:00 PM
277 E 10th St, New York, NY 10009
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.3 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.9 / 10
Andrew/Organization: 1 Company: 10

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
8/10
Sides:
7/10
Value:
7/10
Ambiance:
6/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

August 28th, 2013 @ 07:00 PM
160 Havemeyer St, Brooklyn, NY 11211
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.0 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.3 / 10
Andrew/Organization: 6 because of the rolled pants

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
6/10
Sides:
7/10
Value:
8/10
Ambiance:
6/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

January 22nd, 2015 @ 10:30 PM
Gramercy Park Hotel, 2 Lexington Avenue, New York, NY 10010
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.4 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.7 / 10
The harmoniousness is killer on this burger. I wish I could taste more of the meat in the burger but the quality of the toppings make me want to be less of a greedy man. Now let's talk about Andrew. As a person, he always gets a solid 6.5 from me. My own father is an 8 so take the goddamn compliment. His organization takes a big hit this week due to his late ordering of the "sides" which we decided were more apps than anything else, although they were delicious. Andrew's organization gets a 1. He got people here. Big fucking deal, Andrew. I have email too.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
5/10
Value:
6/10
Ambiance:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

December 14th, 2014 @ 03:00 PM
506 Grand St, Brooklyn, NY 11211
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.1 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.6 / 10
Burger was great overall, but the meat was a bit dry. Value was really great and I see why fries were an extra, paid side. Andrew's pant game was strong today, his hair was on point as well. He drank a cocktail which is pretty elitist, so he loses points there. Overall, Andrew as a person gets a 5.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
8/10
Value:
8/10
Ambiance:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

September 12th, 2015 @ 05:00 PM
209 Madison Avenue, New York, NY 10016
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.0 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 5.7 / 10

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
5/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
2/10
Sides:
1/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
5/10

September 12th, 2015 @ 05:00 PM
209 Madison Avenue, New York, NY 10016
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.0 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.9 / 10

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
1/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

September 12th, 2015 @ 05:00 PM
209 Madison Avenue, New York, NY 10016
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.0 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 7.9 / 10

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
1/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

April 5th, 2016 @ 07:30 PM
121 W 10th St, New York, NY 10011
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 6.2 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 6.6 / 10
It's a good backyard burger. The fries are fantastic and needed no ketchup. My biggest issue is the overall value - this shit is not a $16 meal not to mention $9 beers. Andrew looked really tall tonight which is really offensive. Thanks for making me feel insignificant.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
4/10
Ambiance:
5/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

July 9th, 2016 @ 05:00 PM
406 E 9th St, New York, NY 10009
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.4 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.3 / 10
A solid burger. It's certainly not healthy, but it's a patty melt. Everything is solid - good meat, great harmoniousness and and included pickle and chips was a big plus. I wish the meat had a tad more flavor but I'm not mad. Andrew, however, is a goddamn mess. Not only did he not get the wifi set up properly, but he also drank Adams beer. Also, apparently he got a new watch. Too bad he doesn't have the "time" to look for his own damn beer. 1.15 for Andrew today. The only reason he gets points is because he brought Fay.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
9/10
Ambiance:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

October 9th, 2016 @ 01:30 PM
919 Fulton St, Brooklyn, NY 11238
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 6.6 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 6.6 / 10
The burger seemed like it would be good, but the sauce way overpowered the beef so I couldn't really even taste the agedness. Too many toppings or too much of the toppings was the main issue, and we learned that the burger used to be $19. For $26, I expect more. Pretty disappointed in this. I missed Andrew so he gets a 5 today. He said nice things about my butt in Italian.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
6/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
5/10
Ambiance:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
5/10

October 15th, 2016 @ 06:00 PM
209 Madison Avenue (between 35th and 36th), New York, NY 10016
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.0 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 8.9 / 10
Simple yet complex, tasty , beautifully done. Who invited Andrew?

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
8/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

October 15th, 2016 @ 06:00 PM
209 Madison Avenue (between 35th and 36th), New York, NY 10016
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.0 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange 9.6 / 10
Wow - the fresh dill! Some amazing ingredients in here. I can't say I have had a burger like this, in a good way. Side note: Andrew's hair has been on point for about 30 minutes but I don't see it lasting.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
10/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

October 15th, 2016 @ 06:00 PM
209 Madison Avenue (between 35th and 36th), New York, NY 10016
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.0 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 8.6 / 10
This burger probably had the best beef flavor of all, probably because of the bacon. More toppings could have pushed this over the edge but it was such a great, simple burger. Back to Andrew. His hair actually maintained its beauty, which I was skeptical of. His confidence is relatively low tonight, thanks to yours truly. Proud of that. Andrew's rating as a person is a 4, again elevated by the presence of Fay.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

November 19th, 2016 @ 02:00 PM
201 1st Avenue, New York, NY 10003
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.1 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 8.6 / 10
Great burger. Pretty dense and heavy but a ton of great flavor. Value isn't amazing ($25 for beer, burger and fries) but it was good. Fries were incredible! I thought the toppings and sauces worked really well with the burger. Really nice wait staff. -1 for Andrew. He (by proxy) knocked a beer over. Gave me my first (fake) compliment and is wearing an Apple Watch with all the bells and whistles, yet he was still late.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
7/10
Ambiance:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

December 10th, 2016 @ 12:00 PM
232 Eighth Avenue, New York, NY 10011
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 4.7 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey 4.3 / 10
As a burger, this is one of my least favorites. I wasn't a fan of the sauce and didn't think the burger was harmonious. The burger patty itself was interesting and a cool scientific feat, but very much a novelty. I'd rather have a good veggie burger or a regular burger than this hybrid. I think they were going for a mcdonalds burger and they did that pretty well. But, I did not enjoy the bites of the burger. The fries were great. Andrew takes a big hit for being late despite reminding everyone to be on time, which I do have to say gave me a lot of joy. And he is wearing two sweaters. Wtf. Also noticed that he didn't wear a watch today, though he was late last week while wearing one. So apparently the constant is that he doesn't respect his friends. BUT, then he came over to talk to us and he just seemed so...sad. Just so sad. Since it's the holidays, I'll give andrew a 2/10 because I know how hard he works. In my book, he peaks at 20% so that's a compliment.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
4/10
Texture:
4/10
Toppings:
3/10
Sides:
5/10
Value:
7/10
Ambiance:
5/10
Harmoniousness:
2/10

January 29th, 2017 @ 05:30 PM
113 Macdougal St, New York, NY 10012
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey 8.4 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange 9.7 / 10
I'm going in high with this one, because I just can't imagine a better burger as far as taste and quality. Value is hard here but andrew asked "do you feel like you got what you paid for?" and by god, I do. Andrew gets an 8 from me today, which is a real big swing for me. He was on time, great outfit, and he was out til 5am the night before and didn't show it. Also, he talked to be about camping gear at the outset which really got me going. Only reason he isn't a 10 is because he didn't pay for my burger and he faked us out when he though my burgers were coming out for us and they weren't. Also I'll miss him in Feb. I guess I'm in a giving mood.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
10/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
9/10
Ambiance:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

April 1st, 2017 @ 11:45 AM
178 Broadway, Brooklyn, NY 11211
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.1 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange 9.6 / 10
This is a fantastic burger. Great flavor, large, good price and very juicy. The crunch of the burger was amazing as well. I could go for some better cheese but the sauce is so good. The bacon was transcendent (in the words of Andrew Ousley). The bun was great and chewy but did push the burger around a bit. Andrew gets a 8 because I missed him, but I deducted 2 point stars because of the Apple Watch and his long hair.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

October 14th, 2017 @ 05:00 PM
4545 Center Boulevard
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.0 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.4 / 10
Wow. I said that out loud. I love the toppings. Never would have thought of them and the mozz was so good. Amazing.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
10/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

October 14th, 2017 @ 05:00 PM
4545 Center Boulevard
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.0 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange 9.7 / 10

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

October 14th, 2017 @ 05:00 PM
4545 Center Boulevard
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 9.0 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey 8.9 / 10
This was really creative. I loved the shrimp and Russian dressing. Great burger!

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10