Don't waste your time on fries. Meat is what it's all about!

Perfect evening and venue! A delicious, fulfilling, but not overwhelming, must repeat burger. Andrew as a person gets an all time high of 5 after chivalrously shielding me as I very carefully hovered in a Manhattan public bathroom/sidewalk

Classic amongst the classic, Shake Shack never disappoints. If the coffee custard counted as a side it would take a 10. Fries with cheese are good, today they were a bit dry but it is forgiven thanks to the honorable burger named Shack Burger. Hell yeah I'll come back! (🐮)

The shack burger is a very solid harmonious sandwich of beef... But the truth is, this particular burger was over shadowed by Andrew's shack stack that was so massively superior... An explosion of artisanal cheese ("cheez") wiz within a hot chrunch-which was a mushroom- A vegetable that typically over powers most things, but in this case just served as a vessel of hot cheese crunch orgasmic delight... And as Chris Farley once said as a mall chick: "these fries are good" . As for Andrew- I give him a 10 because he let me have 2 bites of his sexy stack shack (phrasing)

You know...it’s Shake Shack. Built for speed and pleasure.