Eric Schmidt sat next to us but we were separate from everyone else. Andrew's organizational rating 5.2/10.

Andrew as a person: 6 Andrew organization: 10

Andrew Ambiance: 4

Andrew as a person: 3.76/10. Cheese curds are fantastic.

Andrew's organization skills: 5.5

Andrew as a person: 5.2/10

A well textured burger lacking in flavor (or was it just obscured?) and doused in far too much special sauce. Mine was served lukewarm, which was disappointing next to the piping hot fries. The fries were spectacular. The gerkins were a nice touch. The surroundings appealing.

Andrew rating: 1.673

An admirable effort to emulate meat with vegetable. The taste, especially when cooled slightly and unadorned with sauce, is not beef like. Texture is close. Blood is strange. Saam sauce is delicious, especially when mixed with ketchup. The value isn't bad, given the engineering effort involved it's creation. Andrew, like the burger, was a disappointing pile of emulated meat. Late, wearing two sweaters and talking about the lame-stream media bias, today he's a pitiful excuse of a man. 1.2/10. He's not even wearing a watch.

$12.50 for a cheeseburger with no sides. It was a well cooked, decently seasoned and sized diner-style burger not worthy of any great praise or critique. Another $6 for fries that should've come as an included side. Andrew, surprisingly, was the first to arrive and made a reservation that wasn't turned down. Amazing. 3.6/10!

A fine patty party bookended with beers and some nice pink patty. Mine was a bit overcooked but it came with some unexpected accoutrements (chips and a pickle) - a grilled cheese burger is never one to shy away from. Andrew, on the other hand, was without Fay. She's now an integral part of his being and without her he is barely identifiable as human. 2.2/10, the .2 is for the burger pin he wore, a stylish accent nestled among an otherwise unglamorous and frankly reviling attempt at resembling a human.

Andrew, once again, was watchless and late. 3/10. The burger was delicious but the beef was overwhelmed by the pepper crust and toppings. Great texture, great flavor overall but not on par with some of its similar-priced brethren.