Burger Club

Black Iron Burger - East Village Takeover

	March 21st, 2015 @ 11:00 AM
	540 E 5th St, New York, NY 10009

Overall Rating:

7.3 / 10

Sam's Rating:

7.3 / 10

It's hard to judge Andrew as a person when he's not a person at all. He is a luminary, and inspirational figure amongst the commercially driven tat of today's society. A true leader. That said, today I'll give him 2/10. And that's generous.

Sam's Rating Details

Taste:

5/10

Texture:

10/10

Toppings:

8/10

Sides:

6/10

Value:

7/10

Ambiance:

7/10

Harmoniousness:

8/10

Whitman's

	July 24th, 2013 @ 03:00 PM
	406 E 9th St, New York, NY 10009

Overall Rating:

6.8 / 10

Sam's Rating:

6.7 / 10

Sam's Rating Details

Taste:

7/10

Texture:

6/10

Toppings:

8/10

Sides:

7/10

Value:

6/10

Ambiance:

6/10

Harmoniousness:

7/10

Umami Burger

	November 17th, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
	432 6th Avenue, New York, NY 10011

Overall Rating:

7.2 / 10

Sam's Rating:

6.1 / 10

Sam's Rating Details

Taste:

8/10

Texture:

7/10

Toppings:

7/10

Sides:

7/10

Value:

6/10

Ambiance:

1/10

Harmoniousness:

7/10

Brindle Room

	September 24th, 2013 @ 02:00 PM
	277 E 10th St, New York, NY 10009

Overall Rating:

7.3 / 10

Sam's Rating:

7.1 / 10

Sam's Rating Details

Taste:

8/10

Texture:

7/10

Toppings:

7/10

Sides:

7/10

Value:

6/10

Ambiance:

7/10

Harmoniousness:

8/10

Blue Collar Burger

	August 28th, 2013 @ 03:00 PM
	160 Havemeyer St, Brooklyn, NY 11211

Overall Rating:

7.0 / 10

Sam's Rating:

6.3 / 10

Sam's Rating Details

Taste:

8/10

Texture:

7/10

Toppings:

3/10

Sides:

7/10

Value:

8/10

Ambiance:

5/10

Harmoniousness:

6/10

Harlem Public

	December 15th, 2013 @ 07:30 AM
	3612 Broadway, New York, NY 10031

Overall Rating:

7.7 / 10

Sam's Rating:

8.9 / 10

Sam's Rating Details

Taste:

9/10

Texture:

8/10

Toppings:

9/10

Sides:

9/10

Value:

9/10

Ambiance:

9/10

Harmoniousness:

9/10

Maialino's Late Night Special Burger

	January 22nd, 2015 @ 05:30 PM
	Gramercy Park Hotel, 2 Lexington Avenue, New York, NY 10010

Overall Rating:

7.4 / 10

Sam's Rating:

7.4 / 10

The sides were appetizers, but the mustard was subtle. Too much hype, but the cracklin actually crackled. When the seagulls follow the trawler it's because they expect the fish to be thrown back into the ocean.

Sam's Rating Details

Taste:

6/10

Texture:

9/10

Toppings:

7/10

Sides:

7/10

Value:

6/10

Ambiance:

7/10

Harmoniousness:

10/10

Jeepney's Filipino Chori Burger

	November 19th, 2016 @ 09:00 AM
	201 1st Avenue, New York, NY 10003

Overall Rating:

8.1 / 10

Sam's Rating:

7.4 / 10

This burger is as good as Andrew is bad. It's sweetness and harmoniousness are qualities that Andrew doesn't not exhibit. It strikes a great balance between flavors. Andrew doesn't. Also, eating underneath giant pornographic images enhances the experience significantly. Andrew did not.

Sam's Rating Details

Taste:

9/10

Texture:

8/10

Toppings:

8/10

Sides:

7/10

Value:

7/10

Ambiance:

6/10

Harmoniousness:

7/10

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