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Overall Rating: 8.02

Taste:
8.0/10
Texture:
8.14/10
Toppings:
7.57/10
Value:
7.86/10
Harmoniousness:
7.71/10

User ratings


Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   8.8 / 10

Patty Melt was perfectly toasted and a great combo of cheeses, but doesn't beat The Hound in my opinion.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   6.0 / 10

Andrew is always the best

Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
5/10
Value:
5/10
Harmoniousness:
6/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.2 / 10

Excellent service. Great melt. Good atmosphere. Aight Andrew.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.2 / 10

A solid burger. It's certainly not healthy, but it's a patty melt. Everything is solid - good meat, great harmoniousness and and included pickle and chips was a big plus. I wish the meat had a tad more flavor but I'm not mad.

Andrew, however, is a goddamn mess. Not only did he not get the wifi set up properly, but he also drank Adams beer. Also, apparently he got a new watch. Too bad he doesn't have the "time" to look for his own damn beer. 1.15 for Andrew today. The only reason he gets points is because he brought Fay.

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
9/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.2 / 10

Solid patty melt. Could have been 10% cheesier.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
6/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   8.6 / 10

I was feeling great about everything happening here until a blur of fitted pink polo swooped in, ripped my beer out of my hands, then proceeded to chug it while I stared in humiliated disbelief. In other words, it was average showing by Andrew and he's earned another 3.0.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.0 / 10

A fine patty party bookended with beers and some nice pink patty. Mine was a bit overcooked but it came with some unexpected accoutrements (chips and a pickle) - a grilled cheese burger is never one to shy away from.

Andrew, on the other hand, was without Fay. She's now an integral part of his being and without her he is barely identifiable as human. 2.2/10, the .2 is for the burger pin he wore, a stylish accent nestled among an otherwise unglamorous and frankly reviling attempt at resembling a human.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
6/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
5/10