Overall Rating: 7.89

Taste:
8.03/10
Texture:
7.71/10
Toppings:
7.61/10
Sides:
7.65/10
Value:
8.14/10
Ambiance:
8.09/10
Harmoniousness:
7.97/10

User ratings


Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   3.4 / 10

The peanut butter was too much all I tasted was the peanut butter there was no balance it needed some vinegar or tartness to break the PB Won’t order that again should have had the the clasdic

Rating Details

Taste:
2/10
Texture:
2/10
Toppings:
2/10
Value:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
4/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.2 / 10

The strength in this burger, to me, is its harmoniousness. Not as weird as you may think. And, I appreciate the size of the burger. Always look forward to it.

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
9/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.4 / 10

Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   6.4 / 10

Recommend a little something to cut the thick of the peanut butter.

Rating Details

Taste:
6/10
Texture:
5/10
Toppings:
4/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

Chris "Scientaste" W.

PB&B Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.4 / 10

Smooth and delicious, but Elvis would have wanted twice as much bacon on it.

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.4 / 10

This majestic bogie boy is the rawest blend of beefy goodness and peabut smooshy booshy, and brings to my tongue the sweetest staircase to apotheosis. 'twill make sweet love to my innards throughout the eve. Lo, my tummy weeps, but the tears are of joy.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.8 / 10

The taste is very lovely. I like that it squirts out cheese. Lacks a little variation in texture, but only because I went halvsies on the hound .

Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.2 / 10

It couldn’t compare directly to the Hound, but it’s a damn fine, creative bit of meat slinging and I can’t argue with the unified vision of it. It’s sloppiness was nicely complimented by my blue cheese “cat puke” fries.

Muy bien.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.0 / 10

JUICY JUICY was awesome!

Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.2 / 10

The burger was awesome so juicy I had to eat with knife and fork or take a shower afterwards! Kale salad hit the spot only disappointment was the fries were cold but still tasty And Andrews shirt was too pink

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
9/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange   10.0 / 10

The burger was great! The beer could have been a little colder.

Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

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Taste:
6/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
6/10
Value:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
6/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.0 / 10

Always amazing. Goddamnit I love this place. The juicy Lucy isn't quite as magnificent as the abound, but it's pretty damn phenomenal. Harmonious, flavorful, perfectly cooked (not an easy feat while stuffed with pimento cheese). blue chees fries make me feel like a man. Everyone who works here is a goddamn champion. Best deal in the city.

Here's to the next four years...

PS - Greg gets 1.4 for missing it. But still having a strong jawline

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
9/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.2 / 10

Felt like these were fresh off the grill at my friends house, which is not bad or good.

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
5/10
Value:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.2 / 10

Needs salt. Everything does. Fries were lovely.

Andrew on the other hand gets a 2 for showing up channeling Don Jr with his hairstyle. Andrew, don't be gellin.

Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
5/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

Fay "The Swanson" L.

The Mangold

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.0 / 10

It's hard to comment when you have a magnificent hangover saving burger in one hand and this phone in the other. This is a great burger . A hybrid between a backyard burger and an "artisanal" burger, The horseradish provides an unexpectedly delightful combo with the cheddar cheese. The fries were a little cold but I ate them anyway

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.0 / 10

Andrew as a person: 5.2/10

Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
6/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.4 / 10

The Mangold is an A+ burger. High points for taste, texture and harmoniousness on this one. The addition of brisket into the patty was a revelation. Cooked medium rare, this was a near perfect patty. I had hoped for more of a kick from the horseradish cream so the toppings rating suffers a little. I got the crack kale for my side, but really should've gone with the blue cheese fries (Andrew gets a point as a person for sharing some of his - I'd call today's performance a generous 5.1 from Andrew - he's inviting us all over to his place after, so it's more of an expectation of high marks than anything else I suppose). Ambiance was nice and casual with a 90s heavy soundtrack (always appreciated by this group). Easy for the space to get loud. Still, we are probably as loud a group as will ever grace this place. I'll be back for the Juicy Lucy!

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Zaida "Beefy Dishy" D.

Cheeseburger (Whitman's)

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   5.0 / 10

Rating Details

Taste:
5/10
Texture:
5/10
Toppings:
5/10
Value:
5/10
Harmoniousness:
5/10

Alissa "LadyPonch" P.

Cheeseburger (Whitman's)

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.2 / 10

Andrew had a burger pin, which felt like a strongman tactic that I didn’t like. He’s not that Burger King! 🍔🤴4 from me.

Rating Details

Taste:
6/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Sam "Scottish skirt steak" M.

Cheeseburger (Whitman's)

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   6.8 / 10

Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
6/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
6/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

Sean "Seanald McDonald" M.

Cheeseburger (Whitman's)

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   6.4 / 10

This was a good burger, plain and simple. Nothing too fancy. The kind you'd find at any good hole in the wall burger shack. I'd certainly have it again, but only on the way to or from Niagara or some such shitty dive bar.

Rating Details

Taste:
6/10
Texture:
4/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   6.0 / 10

Rating Details

Taste:
6/10
Texture:
5/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
6/10
Harmoniousness:
6/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.4 / 10

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
9/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.4 / 10

I had the Mangold last year, and it was delicious. This time I had the Hound, and it is going to be hard to beat. Perfect ratio of patty to toppings. Crunch from the shoestring fries. Umami from the cheese. Bacon-y flavor, excellently cooked medium rare. I usually try for variety, but I would order this again next time and be delighted.

Sides came out after the meal, and I was too full to enjoy more than a couple of the fries. The staff brought out bowls of crispy tater tots with sauce before our burgers came out - points for that! - and the tots were great.

All ‘round awesome time.

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
10/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Andrew "Doing it my way" B.

The Hound Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.4 / 10

A fine bacon-infused burger. The smoked gruyere cheese paired perfectly with the bacon below. Andrew seemingly cross-promoted this with his classical music lists ... Andrew = 2.3/10

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
9/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Sam "The Meat Hammer" H.

The Hound Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.0 / 10

The Hound remains the king! Shishito peppers/fries could have used a little more salt, but the free, incredible tater tots more than made up for it.

Andrew did great and has some amazing accessories today.

Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
10/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Fay "The Swanson" L.

The Hound Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange   10.0 / 10

The Hound is a Myriad of taste and texture. All the right decisions were made is constructing this beauty- the savoriness of the meat, texture of the bacon and potato and choice of gruyere cheese is anything you could ask for. As for Andrew...he’s wearing a snappy burger pin, and I appreciate the relativness. He also recently got a haircut...which was a good move. He also grows toe nails like Wolverine... Repect.

Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

Norbert "Norbi" H.

The Hound Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.8 / 10

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.4 / 10

The Hound is a masterpiece of flavor and balance. An intense blast of flavors that still manages to be complex and well blended. Whitman’s remains one of the best in the biz - quality people serving quality food, with class. The comped Tots made it extra special. Brita was an absolute delight. This place makes me happy.

Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
9/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Adrian "the Beetnik" D.

The Hound Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.0 / 10

Harold and Kumar went to the wrong place.. it might be of a smaller (slider) size (don't bring a Texan here) but their The Hound is totally killer. It's rather simple but hits you with an unbelievable sense of balance, texture and taste. That crunchy whatever it is there adds a great accent. Also, Harold and Kumar can afford it too! $

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Adam "Ron Jeremeat" H.

The Hound Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.4 / 10

Andrew/Organization: 4

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
6/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   6.2 / 10

Organization: 3

Rating Details

Taste:
6/10
Texture:
6/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
5/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

Doug "Vegan1" O.

The Hound Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.2 / 10

Andrew centered and mindful. Beyond rating.

Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
9/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.0 / 10

9s across the board. This was a marvelous outing, The Hound is simply a delight, the chips give texture, the Gruyere is smooth as buttered baby fat, and the patty with bacon infused tastes like the love of a child. The staff is top notch and friendly as all get out. The music is on point. The vaue is unmatched. This is glory. I am well pleased. Thank you Whitman's

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
9/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.2 / 10

Fortunately I have a friend that knows Andrew, and he seems pretty cool

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Gregg "I'll Have Two" K.

The Hound Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.2 / 10

This is a phenomenal burger. The bacon-infused patty gives it that great smoky pork flavor without having to deal with the extra chew on top. The Gruyere was delicious, and judiciously applied - it wasn't a drippy mess the way it might be on a less tastefully made burger. The potato crisps were delicious - and there were just enough to add texture and flavor. A few leaves of fresh arugula give it a nice balance. Also love the size - satisfying, but not overwhelming. Slightly more cooked than I asked for, but not egregiously. Super tasty. I'm a fan.

The Moo Pie Pirate gets all 10s.

Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
10/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Sam "The Meat Hammer" H.

The Hound Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.4 / 10

The website is working like a dream! The prix fixe is a delight as well. Happy to revisit Whitmans where it all began - delicious sides and burger.

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
10/10
Value:
6/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Alissa "LadyPonch" P.

The Hound Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.0 / 10

Is it too late to make a hat that says Make Andrew Great Again. His brief reign at the top was sadly just that. Brief. A fluke. I watched him drink from Adam's cup (not a euphemism) and struggle to sign us all on the wifi. The days of analog Burger Club are behind us, Andrew. Score: 2

Other than that, the burger was a delight. Seemingly simple but with complex flavors and the arugula was a nice touch. I'm here for the fries, obviously. It is the only thing that keeps this old body going.

Ambiance: I took no offense to the Rosie Riveter sign in the corner that encouraged us to buy local wine and fight the recession. But wondering if I'm just a bad feminist. 🙃

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Courtney "Beefiancé" S.

The Hound Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange   9.6 / 10

A perfect burger - very satisfying without leaving you with a feeling of clogged arteries, discomfort, or the need to take a shower. The sides were a generous size. The service was lovely and attentive, the ambience top notch.

Andrew comes in at an all time high for me at a 5. Great planning and bringing a new level of sophistication with the Square technology.

Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
10/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

Dana "Francesca1" F.

The Hound Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.0 / 10

Andrew and Ben make me sooooo happy! Love my boys 💖

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Becky "Hunker Down" B.

The Hound Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.2 / 10

Excellent service, fantastic company.

I wasn't sent into orgasm by the burger, but it satiated my hunger.

The pickles were excellent.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
9/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

Sam "The Meat Hammer" H.

The Hound Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   8.6 / 10

My only negative note is that I really wish that mustard was a condiment here. Andrew is dressed EXTRA Andrew today and he was on time so I give him a rating of 6.79. The sweet potato fries are amazing. The burger club deal is unbeatable, and the company is hard to beat! Though it must be noted that Greg gets -2 for not attending. Glad to be celebrating a burger club anniversary here! 🍔🍟🙌🏼

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Beth "Neighbs" N.

The Hound Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.8 / 10

Perhaps the slightest bit too baconey such that the cheese and arugula didn't come through but extremely delicious nonetheless. Underwhelmed by the sweet potato fries but very impressed with the selection of sides. Thumbs up on the soft unobtrusive potato bun. Slightly cramped but made chatting with great company easier. Two thumbs up for the 90s bar mitzvah themed music.

Andrew gave a good speech and worked the room in an acceptable outfit - 5/10.

Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
9/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
6/10

Gregg "I'll Have Two" K.

The Hound Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.0 / 10

I love this burger - it's every bit as delicious as it was when I first enjoyed it with Burger Club a year ago. The bacon-infused patty gives salty flavor with every bite, and the super-thin potato crips give a great crunch. I love the smoked gruyer and freshness of the lettuce, and the size of the burger is perfectly satisfying without leaving my stomach on the floor.

The fries were a bit disappointing - they were lukewarm, and not especially crisp. Given the really creative burger menu (I tried a bite of the Bluicy - yum!), the fries seem like a less-considered afterthought - they're totally fine, but they could have made this a supremely special experience.

I love the vibe of the restaurant - casual basement feel with a portrait of its namesake uncle Walt on the wall - but the noise level can be a bit much. (A couple of acoustical tiles/whatnot would really help so that we don't have to yell to be heard by the people a few inches away.)

The servers were, once again, very friendly.

Overall, I love Whitman's and always look forward to a visit.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.2 / 10

While the burger itself was excellent I made the mistake of trying the blue cheese fries. Fries were crisp and hot.. Blue cheese spread, as one of my burger colleagues put it, looked like a cat threw up on top of my fries.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Greg "Ughnnnn It's Greeegggg" T.

Bacon Egg & Cheese Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.4 / 10

Andrew/Organization: 3

Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

John "Rare" O.

Bacon Egg & Cheese Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   5.8 / 10

Andrew/Organization: 2

Rating Details

Taste:
4/10
Texture:
5/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
6/10

Andrew "The Moo Pie Pirate" O.

Bacon Egg & Cheese Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.6 / 10

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
6/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Lana "Between Two Buns" L.

Bacon Egg & Cheese Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.8 / 10

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   6.2 / 10

Green chili itself didn't add much flavor value - could've been more flavorful. Mostly tastes like a good burger with avocado/onions, chili unnoticed

Rating Details

Taste:
6/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
4/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
6/10

Rob "Southern Beef" D.

Green Chili Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.4 / 10

Devoured the 'Green Chili Burger'.... a flavorful & moist burger. Toppings were complimentary of one another and really worked well together... green chili relish had great flavor and was unique. The avocado and provolone cheese were nice complimentary additions and neither were overpowering. Definitely could have been larger (that's not what she said... or did she?!?!).

Sweet potato fries were a bit overcooked. Regular fries left a bit to be desired. The Kale sprinkled with crack was pretty good - Dave Chappelle would approve.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
9/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.4 / 10

Wasn’t expecting the blue cheese in the middle of the patty but was pleasantly surprised by the texture and overall taste. Maybe a little too much cheese (some of which conveniently fell out of the burger), but overall this was a damn good burger. (Also high marks for general ambience and subtle call outs to eponymous poet laurate of Brooklyn and all bridges so named.)

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.2 / 10

"Whatever satisfies the soul is the [burger]." -Walt Whitman. Indeed, each bite of the blesséd, blushing, blissful Bluicy gushed with delicious blue cheese much as Whitman's Muse gushed forth into the world. The fries did not satisfy the soul to the same extent, but overall the experience was delightful.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Chris "Scientaste" W.

The Highline Hanger Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.4 / 10

Hanger steak patty was tender and juicy, and the caramelized onions added a delicious sweetness... but it needed some added condiments unlike some other delicious streak based burgers. The brussels sprouts for sides was a regrettable choice. They were good. But not fries good.

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   8.8 / 10

Patty Melt was perfectly toasted and a great combo of cheeses, but doesn't beat The Hound in my opinion.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   6.0 / 10

Andrew is always the best

Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
5/10
Value:
5/10
Harmoniousness:
6/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.2 / 10

Excellent service. Great melt. Good atmosphere. Aight Andrew.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.2 / 10

A solid burger. It's certainly not healthy, but it's a patty melt. Everything is solid - good meat, great harmoniousness and and included pickle and chips was a big plus. I wish the meat had a tad more flavor but I'm not mad.

Andrew, however, is a goddamn mess. Not only did he not get the wifi set up properly, but he also drank Adams beer. Also, apparently he got a new watch. Too bad he doesn't have the "time" to look for his own damn beer. 1.15 for Andrew today. The only reason he gets points is because he brought Fay.

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
9/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.2 / 10

Solid patty melt. Could have been 10% cheesier.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
6/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   8.6 / 10

I was feeling great about everything happening here until a blur of fitted pink polo swooped in, ripped my beer out of my hands, then proceeded to chug it while I stared in humiliated disbelief. In other words, it was average showing by Andrew and he's earned another 3.0.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.0 / 10

A fine patty party bookended with beers and some nice pink patty. Mine was a bit overcooked but it came with some unexpected accoutrements (chips and a pickle) - a grilled cheese burger is never one to shy away from.

Andrew, on the other hand, was without Fay. She's now an integral part of his being and without her he is barely identifiable as human. 2.2/10, the .2 is for the burger pin he wore, a stylish accent nestled among an otherwise unglamorous and frankly reviling attempt at resembling a human.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
6/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
5/10

Chris "Scientaste" W.

Spicy Patty Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.2 / 10

The peppers blended into the patty gave the burger a nice slow burn without taking anything away from the medium rare juiciness

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   6.2 / 10

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
4/10
Value:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
3/10

Mark "Mark" S.

Spicy Patty Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.2 / 10

He gave me the wifi password, so I give him an 8 today

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Ben "The Captain" G.

Spicy Patty Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.6 / 10

Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10