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Hayden M.
"Do Have A Cow, Man"
Burgers Rated: 14

November 9th, 2014 @ 12:00 PM
10 West 28th Street, New York, NY, 10001
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.5 / 10
Hayden's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.4 / 10

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
6/10
Value:
8/10
Ambiance:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

January 19th, 2014 @ 12:30 PM
113 Macdougal St, New York, NY 10012
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.3 / 10
Hayden's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.0 / 10

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
6/10
Value:
5/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

September 24th, 2013 @ 02:00 PM
277 E 10th St, New York, NY 10009
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.3 / 10
Hayden's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   6.4 / 10

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
5/10
Value:
5/10
Ambiance:
5/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

December 14th, 2014 @ 10:00 AM
506 Grand St, Brooklyn, NY 11211
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.1 / 10
Hayden's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.0 / 10
Andrew's ability to hold a conversation: 1.7

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
6/10
Value:
8/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

June 30th, 2015 @ 04:00 PM
361 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10014
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.3 / 10
Hayden's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.0 / 10
Andrew pulled this one off without a hitch and as such his organizational skills merit a perfect ten. Unfortunately he was also wearing a newsboy cap, so I'm forced to rate him a 3.0 as a person.

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:
6/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
7/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
5/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

April 25th, 2015 @ 01:00 PM
180 Prince St, New York, NY 10012
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.3 / 10
Hayden's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.6 / 10
I was late of no one's fault but my own, though Andrew failed to save me a bar seat and/or order me a burger so I was forced to mooch off some poor unsuspecting fellow. As a result, I'm forced to issue his organizational skills a solid 0.3 and his overall rating as a person at -1. I'll be sure to be just as inconsiderate next time and, knowing me, I hope he'll be better prepared.

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
6/10
Sides:
8/10
Value:
7/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
6/10

January 22nd, 2015 @ 05:30 PM
Gramercy Park Hotel, 2 Lexington Avenue, New York, NY 10010
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.4 / 10
Hayden's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.4 / 10

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
6/10
Value:
7/10
Ambiance:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

September 12th, 2015 @ 01:00 PM
209 Madison Avenue, New York, NY 10016
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.0 / 10
Hayden's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.4 / 10
Delightfully original

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
10/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

September 12th, 2015 @ 01:00 PM
209 Madison Avenue, New York, NY 10016
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.0 / 10
Hayden's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.4 / 10
Effortlessly distilled perfection.

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
8/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

April 5th, 2016 @ 03:30 PM
121 W 10th St, New York, NY 10011
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   6.2 / 10
Hayden's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   5.3 / 10
Love the 1$/ounce beers!

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:
6/10
Texture:
5/10
Toppings:
6/10
Sides:
7/10
Value:
4/10
Ambiance:
2/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

June 4th, 2016 @ 01:00 PM
Madison Ave & E.23rd St, New York, NY 10010
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.2 / 10
Hayden's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.0 / 10

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
6/10
Value:
9/10
Ambiance:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

November 19th, 2016 @ 09:00 AM
201 1st Avenue, New York, NY 10003
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.1 / 10
Hayden's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.4 / 10
I give the boobies two thumbs up. Andrew on the other hand, showed up late, wore an Apple Watch, and appears to have on some sort of hooded sweater which is both impractical and silly looking.

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
6/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
5/10
Ambiance:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

December 10th, 2016 @ 07:00 AM
232 Eighth Avenue, New York, NY 10011
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   4.7 / 10
Hayden's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   4.0 / 10
I guess if I was drunk I might mistake it for a terrible burger. Despite being late, Andrew looked lovely and was surprisingly easy to be around.

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:
3/10
Texture:
3/10
Toppings:
6/10
Sides:
6/10
Value:
3/10
Ambiance:
4/10
Harmoniousness:
3/10

February 2nd, 2019 @ 05:30 PM
55 W 44th St, New York, NY 10036
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   5.8 / 10
Hayden's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   5.7 / 10
A strange beast. Consistency = wiggly. The star ingredients... were they even there? The ultimate question that begs to be asked: at this price point, is it as good as minetta tavern? The answer is a resounding ‘No’. Also beers are like 14$.

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
5/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
2/10
Ambiance:
2/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10