My cultivated carnivorous caravan of crave-worthy culinary complexity,
Recently as I gazed up at the inky evening sky above Gotham, I saw the unmistakable flash of the Beef Signal, shining above the mid-summer mist and casting its cow-shaped lantern into the night. I knew then and there that it was time to gather our meaty ranks and wage war against the proliferating forces of un-enlightened burger-eating - to combat the callous consumption of chopped cheesy beef.
The next great battle in our tireless fight will take place August 5th at 5PM, as we descend upon Brooklyn's Cozy Royale to sample that most-splendid combination of meat + martini, with their patties coming direct from the great Brooklyn butchery, Meat Hook.
See you there, my fellow sirloin soldiers.