Greg T.

Greg T.

"Ground Beef Grail-seeker"
33 Burgers Rated
29 Sessions Joined
2015 Joined Club

Latest Ratings

Emily Burger
at Emily
October 09, 2016
Overall Rating
6.6 /10
Greg's Rating
6.6 /10

The burger seemed like it would be good, but the sauce way overpowered the beef so I couldn't really even taste the agedness. Too many toppings or too much of the toppings was the main issue, and we learned that the burger used to be $19. For $26, I expect more. Pretty disappointed in this.

I missed Andrew so he gets a 5 today. He said nice things about my butt in Italian.

The Details
Taste
7.0 /10
Texture
7.0 /10
Toppings
6.0 /10
Sides
9.0 /10
Value
5.0 /10
Venue
7.0 /10
Harmony
5.0 /10
Patty Melt
at Whitman's
July 09, 2016
Overall Rating
8.0 /10
Greg's Rating
9.3 /10

A solid burger. It's certainly not healthy, but it's a patty melt. Everything is solid - good meat, great harmoniousness and and included pickle and chips was a big plus. I wish the meat had a tad more flavor but I'm not mad.

Andrew, however, is a goddamn mess. Not only did he not get the wifi set up properly, but he also drank Adams beer. Also, apparently he got a new watch. Too bad he doesn't have the "time" to look for his own damn beer. 1.15 for Andrew today. The only reason he gets points is because he brought Fay.

The Details
Taste
9.0 /10
Texture
9.0 /10
Toppings
9.0 /10
Sides
10.0 /10
Value
9.0 /10
Venue
9.0 /10
Harmony
10.0 /10
The Happiest Burger
at The Happiest Hour
April 05, 2016
Overall Rating
6.0 /10
Greg's Rating
6.6 /10

It's a good backyard burger. The fries are fantastic and needed no ketchup. My biggest issue is the overall value - this shit is not a $16 meal not to mention $9 beers.

Andrew looked really tall tonight which is really offensive. Thanks for making me feel insignificant.

The Details
Taste
7.0 /10
Texture
7.0 /10
Toppings
7.0 /10
Sides
9.0 /10
Value
4.0 /10
Venue
5.0 /10
Harmony
7.0 /10
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Overall Rating
7.6 /10
Greg's Rating
7.9 /10
The Details
Taste
8.0 /10
Texture
8.0 /10
Toppings
9.0 /10
Sides
1.0 /10
Value
10.0 /10
Venue
10.0 /10
Harmony
9.0 /10
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Overall Rating
8.7 /10
Greg's Rating
7.9 /10
The Details
Taste
9.0 /10
Texture
7.0 /10
Toppings
9.0 /10
Sides
1.0 /10
Value
10.0 /10
Venue
10.0 /10
Harmony
9.0 /10
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Overall Rating
7.8 /10
Greg's Rating
5.7 /10
The Details
Taste
5.0 /10
Texture
7.0 /10
Toppings
2.0 /10
Sides
1.0 /10
Value
10.0 /10
Venue
10.0 /10
Harmony
5.0 /10
Overall Rating
7.4 /10
Greg's Rating
7.7 /10

The harmoniousness is killer on this burger. I wish I could taste more of the meat in the burger but the quality of the toppings make me want to be less of a greedy man.

Now let's talk about Andrew. As a person, he always gets a solid 6.5 from me. My own father is an 8 so take the goddamn compliment. His organization takes a big hit this week due to his late ordering of the "sides" which we decided were more apps than anything else, although they were delicious. Andrew's organization gets a 1. He got people here. Big fucking deal, Andrew. I have email too.

The Details
Taste
9.0 /10
Texture
9.0 /10
Toppings
7.0 /10
Sides
5.0 /10
Value
6.0 /10
Venue
8.0 /10
Harmony
10.0 /10
Juicy Lucy
at Burnside
December 14, 2014
Overall Rating
7.2 /10
Greg's Rating
7.6 /10

Burger was great overall, but the meat was a bit dry. Value was really great and I see why fries were an extra, paid side.

Andrew's pant game was strong today, his hair was on point as well. He drank a cocktail which is pretty elitist, so he loses points there. Overall, Andrew as a person gets a 5.

The Details
Taste
7.0 /10
Texture
7.0 /10
Toppings
7.0 /10
Sides
8.0 /10
Value
8.0 /10
Venue
8.0 /10
Harmony
8.0 /10
Overall Rating
8.3 /10
Greg's Rating
9.1 /10
The Details
Taste
9.0 /10
Texture
8.0 /10
Toppings
10.0 /10
Sides
9.0 /10
Value
8.0 /10
Venue
10.0 /10
Harmony
10.0 /10
Bacon Egg & Cheese Burger
at Whitman's
November 10, 2014
Overall Rating
7.0 /10
Greg's Rating
7.1 /10

Andrew/Organization: 3

The Details
Taste
7.0 /10
Texture
7.0 /10
Toppings
8.0 /10
Sides
6.0 /10
Value
7.0 /10
Venue
7.0 /10
Harmony
8.0 /10