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Greg T.
"Ground Beef Grail-seeker"
Burgers Rated: 32

October 15th, 2016 @ 02:00 PM
209 Madison Avenue, New York, NY 10016
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.0 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   8.6 / 10
This burger probably had the best beef flavor of all, probably because of the bacon. More toppings could have pushed this over the edge but it was such a great, simple burger. Back to Andrew. His hair actually maintained its beauty, which I was skeptical of. His confidence is relatively low tonight, thanks to yours truly. Proud of that. Andrew's rating as a person is a 4, again elevated by the presence of Fay.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

November 19th, 2016 @ 09:00 AM
201 1st Avenue, New York, NY 10003
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.1 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   8.6 / 10
Great burger. Pretty dense and heavy but a ton of great flavor. Value isn't amazing ($25 for beer, burger and fries) but it was good. Fries were incredible! I thought the toppings and sauces worked really well with the burger. Really nice wait staff. -1 for Andrew. He (by proxy) knocked a beer over. Gave me my first (fake) compliment and is wearing an Apple Watch with all the bells and whistles, yet he was still late.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
7/10
Ambiance:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

October 14th, 2017 @ 01:00 PM
4545 Center Boulevard
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.0 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange   9.7 / 10

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

December 10th, 2016 @ 07:00 AM
232 Eighth Avenue, New York, NY 10011
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   4.7 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   4.3 / 10
As a burger, this is one of my least favorites. I wasn't a fan of the sauce and didn't think the burger was harmonious. The burger patty itself was interesting and a cool scientific feat, but very much a novelty. I'd rather have a good veggie burger or a regular burger than this hybrid. I think they were going for a mcdonalds burger and they did that pretty well. But, I did not enjoy the bites of the burger. The fries were great. Andrew takes a big hit for being late despite reminding everyone to be on time, which I do have to say gave me a lot of joy. And he is wearing two sweaters. Wtf. Also noticed that he didn't wear a watch today, though he was late last week while wearing one. So apparently the constant is that he doesn't respect his friends. BUT, then he came over to talk to us and he just seemed so...sad. Just so sad. Since it's the holidays, I'll give andrew a 2/10 because I know how hard he works. In my book, he peaks at 20% so that's a compliment.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
4/10
Texture:
4/10
Toppings:
3/10
Sides:
5/10
Value:
7/10
Ambiance:
5/10
Harmoniousness:
2/10

January 29th, 2017 @ 12:30 PM
113 Macdougal St, New York, NY 10012
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.4 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange   9.7 / 10
I'm going in high with this one, because I just can't imagine a better burger as far as taste and quality. Value is hard here but andrew asked "do you feel like you got what you paid for?" and by god, I do. Andrew gets an 8 from me today, which is a real big swing for me. He was on time, great outfit, and he was out til 5am the night before and didn't show it. Also, he talked to be about camping gear at the outset which really got me going. Only reason he isn't a 10 is because he didn't pay for my burger and he faked us out when he though my burgers were coming out for us and they weren't. Also I'll miss him in Feb. I guess I'm in a giving mood.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
10/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
9/10
Ambiance:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

April 1st, 2017 @ 07:45 AM
178 Broadway, Brooklyn, NY 11211
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.1 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange   9.6 / 10
This is a fantastic burger. Great flavor, large, good price and very juicy. The crunch of the burger was amazing as well. I could go for some better cheese but the sauce is so good. The bacon was transcendent (in the words of Andrew Ousley). The bun was great and chewy but did push the burger around a bit. Andrew gets a 8 because I missed him, but I deducted 2 point stars because of the Apple Watch and his long hair.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

October 14th, 2017 @ 01:00 PM
4545 Center Boulevard
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.0 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.4 / 10
Wow. I said that out loud. I love the toppings. Never would have thought of them and the mozz was so good. Amazing.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
10/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

October 14th, 2017 @ 01:00 PM
4545 Center Boulevard
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.0 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   8.9 / 10
This was really creative. I loved the shrimp and Russian dressing. Great burger!

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

April 7th, 2018 @ 08:00 AM
180 Prince St, New York, NY 10012
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.0 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.7 / 10
Burger was fantastic, but a few critiques. Pepper was a little overwhelming on the burger so I had trouble getting the true flavor of the beef. I also felt like I was done with the flavors by the last quarter of the burger. And, the fact that the price of the burger was $8 less at the bar vs the same thing at a table seems kind of ridiculous, so that is impacting value. Cool venue though and the burger was definitely high quality and cooked well.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
8/10
Sides:
8/10
Value:
5/10
Ambiance:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

July 21st, 2018 @ 12:00 PM
406 E 9th St, New York, NY 10009
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.0 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.1 / 10
The strength in this burger, to me, is its harmoniousness. Not as weird as you may think. And, I appreciate the size of the burger. Always look forward to it.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
9/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
9/10
Ambiance:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

January 6th, 2019 @ 03:00 PM
16 W 36th St, New York, NY 10018
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.2 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.0 / 10
Ok burger. Lots of bros.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
6/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
9/10
Ambiance:
5/10
Harmoniousness:
6/10

March 23rd, 2019 @ 04:00 PM
305 Bleecker St, New York, NY 10014
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.3 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange   9.6 / 10
This is a fantastic burger. The only thing I wished for was a little more flavor in the meat, but overall I was super happy. Hard to find a negative in this burger at all.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
10/10
Sides:
9/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

May 4th, 2019 @ 04:00 PM
Madison Ave & E.23rd St, New York, NY 10010
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.3 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.1 / 10
Solid burger, always tasty. Great ambience. Never been disappointed.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
8/10
Sides:
8/10
Value:
8/10
Ambiance:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

January 20th, 2020 @ 08:00 PM
33 Cortlandt Alley, New York, NY 10013
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   3.4 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   4.6 / 10
Burger was fine, but not worth the cost. Very little flavor in the beef. I liked the toppings a good amount, but the place was a fucking scene. Not what I’m looking for.

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
5/10
Texture:
6/10
Toppings:
7/10
Sides:
0/10
Value:
4/10
Ambiance:
2/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

April 11th, 2020 @ 03:00 PM
Literally inside your house
Overall Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   8.5 / 10
Greg's Rating:
burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.1 / 10

Greg's Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
8/10
Sides:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Ambiance:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10