Greg T.

This was really creative. I loved the shrimp and Russian dressing. Great burger!

Wow. I said that out loud. I love the toppings. Never would have thought of them and the mozz was so good. Amazing.

This is a fantastic burger. Great flavor, large, good price and very juicy. The crunch of the burger was amazing as well. I could go for some better cheese but the sauce is so good. The bacon was transcendent (in the words of Andrew Ousley). The bun was great and chewy but did push the burger around a bit.

Andrew gets a 8 because I missed him, but I deducted 2 point stars because of the Apple Watch and his long hair.

I'm going in high with this one, because I just can't imagine a better burger as far as taste and quality. Value is hard here but andrew asked "do you feel like you got what you paid for?" and by god, I do.

Andrew gets an 8 from me today, which is a real big swing for me. He was on time, great outfit, and he was out til 5am the night before and didn't show it. Also, he talked to be about camping gear at the outset which really got me going. Only reason he isn't a 10 is because he didn't pay for my burger and he faked us out when he though my burgers were coming out for us and they weren't. Also I'll miss him in Feb. I guess I'm in a giving mood.

As a burger, this is one of my least favorites. I wasn't a fan of the sauce and didn't think the burger was harmonious. The burger patty itself was interesting and a cool scientific feat, but very much a novelty. I'd rather have a good veggie burger or a regular burger than this hybrid.

I think they were going for a mcdonalds burger and they did that pretty well. But, I did not enjoy the bites of the burger. The fries were great.

Andrew takes a big hit for being late despite reminding everyone to be on time, which I do have to say gave me a lot of joy. And he is wearing two sweaters. Wtf. Also noticed that he didn't wear a watch today, though he was late last week while wearing one. So apparently the constant is that he doesn't respect his friends.

BUT, then he came over to talk to us and he just seemed so...sad. Just so sad. Since it's the holidays, I'll give andrew a 2/10 because I know how hard he works. In my book, he peaks at 20% so that's a compliment.

Great burger. Pretty dense and heavy but a ton of great flavor. Value isn't amazing ($25 for beer, burger and fries) but it was good. Fries were incredible! I thought the toppings and sauces worked really well with the burger. Really nice wait staff.

-1 for Andrew. He (by proxy) knocked a beer over. Gave me my first (fake) compliment and is wearing an Apple Watch with all the bells and whistles, yet he was still late.

This burger probably had the best beef flavor of all, probably because of the bacon. More toppings could have pushed this over the edge but it was such a great, simple burger.

Back to Andrew.

His hair actually maintained its beauty, which I was skeptical of. His confidence is relatively low tonight, thanks to yours truly. Proud of that.

Andrew's rating as a person is a 4, again elevated by the presence of Fay.

Wow - the fresh dill! Some amazing ingredients in here. I can't say I have had a burger like this, in a good way. Side note: Andrew's hair has been on point for about 30 minutes but I don't see it lasting.

Simple yet complex, tasty , beautifully done. Who invited Andrew?