Andrew's desperation for approval benefitted him only because it made him order all the sides. ALL THE (Fancy as Fuck) SIDES! #blessed Yet still 3.1

The harmoniousness is killer on this burger. I wish I could taste more of the meat in the burger but the quality of the toppings make me want to be less of a greedy man.

Now let's talk about Andrew. As a person, he always gets a solid 6.5 from me. My own father is an 8 so take the goddamn compliment. His organization takes a big hit this week due to his late ordering of the "sides" which we decided were more apps than anything else, although they were delicious. Andrew's organization gets a 1. He got people here. Big fucking deal, Andrew. I have email too.

The sides were appetizers, but the mustard was subtle. Too much hype, but the cracklin actually crackled. When the seagulls follow the trawler it's because they expect the fish to be thrown back into the ocean.

Why is Andrew wearing a beret inside the restaurant? I thought we were in America

Great burger. Still hate brioche buns. Andrew remains excellent, remiss me of the dancing guy for The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, so dilligent in rallying the crowd

The burger was a fair stab at making a Burger. The touch of Gorgonzola was appreciated as it should. Though I feel pleased and cheated at the same time regarding the sides, I would have liked some fries to burry the burger :(

Andrew gets a stellar 7 today. Just because of the French hat.

First off, Andrew is delicious, but not eatable by normal social standards... Aside from that, the combination of flavors were very well done. The sweetness of the brioche bun was offset by the bitterness of the escarole and the creamy saltiness of the Gorgonzola was a perfect match and the black pepper pancetta was a nice snappy element... As far as side choice orders go... Old fashions are not a side... Nor are chicken hearts... But are awesome in real life