Burger Club

	November 9th, 2014 @ 12:00 PM
	10 West 28th Street, New York, NY, 10001

Overall Rating:

7.5 / 10

Hayden's Rating:

8.4 / 10

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:

9/10

Texture:

10/10

Toppings:

7/10

Sides:

6/10

Value:

8/10

Ambiance:

9/10

Harmoniousness:

10/10

Minetta Tavern's famous Black Label Burger

	January 19th, 2014 @ 12:30 PM
	113 Macdougal St, New York, NY 10012

Overall Rating:

8.3 / 10

Hayden's Rating:

8.0 / 10

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:

10/10

Texture:

9/10

Toppings:

7/10

Sides:

6/10

Value:

5/10

Ambiance:

10/10

Harmoniousness:

9/10

Brindle Room

	September 24th, 2013 @ 02:00 PM
	277 E 10th St, New York, NY 10009

Overall Rating:

7.3 / 10

Hayden's Rating:

6.4 / 10

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:

8/10

Texture:

8/10

Toppings:

7/10

Sides:

5/10

Value:

5/10

Ambiance:

5/10

Harmoniousness:

7/10

Burnside's Juicy Lucy

	December 14th, 2014 @ 10:00 AM
	506 Grand St, Brooklyn, NY 11211

Overall Rating:

7.1 / 10

Hayden's Rating:

8.0 / 10

Andrew's ability to hold a conversation: 1.7

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:

8/10

Texture:

8/10

Toppings:

7/10

Sides:

6/10

Value:

8/10

Ambiance:

10/10

Harmoniousness:

9/10

Joy Burger West Village

	June 30th, 2015 @ 04:00 PM
	361 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10014

Overall Rating:

7.3 / 10

Hayden's Rating:

7.0 / 10

Andrew pulled this one off without a hitch and as such his organizational skills merit a perfect ten. Unfortunately he was also wearing a newsboy cap, so I'm forced to rate him a 3.0 as a person.

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:

6/10

Texture:

7/10

Toppings:

7/10

Sides:

7/10

Value:

10/10

Ambiance:

5/10

Harmoniousness:

7/10

Raoul's Secret Bar Burger

	April 25th, 2015 @ 01:00 PM
	180 Prince St, New York, NY 10012

Overall Rating:

8.3 / 10

Hayden's Rating:

7.6 / 10

I was late of no one's fault but my own, though Andrew failed to save me a bar seat and/or order me a burger so I was forced to mooch off some poor unsuspecting fellow. As a result, I'm forced to issue his organizational skills a solid 0.3 and his overall rating as a person at -1. I'll be sure to be just as inconsiderate next time and, knowing me, I hope he'll be better prepared.

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:

8/10

Texture:

8/10

Toppings:

6/10

Sides:

8/10

Value:

7/10

Ambiance:

10/10

Harmoniousness:

6/10

Maialino's Late Night Special Burger

	January 22nd, 2015 @ 05:30 PM
	Gramercy Park Hotel, 2 Lexington Avenue, New York, NY 10010

Overall Rating:

7.4 / 10

Hayden's Rating:

7.4 / 10

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:

7/10

Texture:

7/10

Toppings:

7/10

Sides:

6/10

Value:

7/10

Ambiance:

9/10

Harmoniousness:

9/10

SliderFest 2015 - BikeMS Fundraiser

	September 12th, 2015 @ 01:00 PM
	209 Madison Avenue, New York, NY 10016

Overall Rating:

8.0 / 10

Hayden's Rating:

9.4 / 10

Delightfully original

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:

8/10

Texture:

9/10

Toppings:

10/10

Sides:

10/10

Value:

10/10

Ambiance:

10/10

Harmoniousness:

9/10

SliderFest 2015 - BikeMS Fundraiser

	September 12th, 2015 @ 01:00 PM
	209 Madison Avenue, New York, NY 10016

Overall Rating:

8.0 / 10

Hayden's Rating:

9.4 / 10

Effortlessly distilled perfection.

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:

10/10

Texture:

10/10

Toppings:

8/10

Sides:

10/10

Value:

10/10

Ambiance:

10/10

Harmoniousness:

8/10

The Happiest Hour

	April 5th, 2016 @ 03:30 PM
	121 W 10th St, New York, NY 10011

Overall Rating:

6.2 / 10

Hayden's Rating:

5.3 / 10

Love the 1$/ounce beers!

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:

6/10

Texture:

5/10

Toppings:

6/10

Sides:

7/10

Value:

4/10

Ambiance:

2/10

Harmoniousness:

7/10

Shake Shack Takeover

	June 4th, 2016 @ 01:00 PM
	Madison Ave & E.23rd St, New York, NY 10010

Overall Rating:

8.2 / 10

Hayden's Rating:

8.0 / 10

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:

8/10

Texture:

8/10

Toppings:

9/10

Sides:

6/10

Value:

9/10

Ambiance:

7/10

Harmoniousness:

9/10

Jeepney's Filipino Chori Burger

	November 19th, 2016 @ 09:00 AM
	201 1st Avenue, New York, NY 10003

Overall Rating:

8.1 / 10

Hayden's Rating:

7.4 / 10

I give the boobies two thumbs up. Andrew on the other hand, showed up late, wore an Apple Watch, and appears to have on some sort of hooded sweater which is both impractical and silly looking.

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:

8/10

Texture:

6/10

Toppings:

7/10

Sides:

9/10

Value:

5/10

Ambiance:

8/10

Harmoniousness:

9/10

The Impossible Burger at Momofuku Nishi

	December 10th, 2016 @ 07:00 AM
	232 Eighth Avenue, New York, NY 10011

Overall Rating:

4.7 / 10

Hayden's Rating:

4.0 / 10

I guess if I was drunk I might mistake it for a terrible burger. Despite being late, Andrew looked lovely and was surprisingly easy to be around.

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:

3/10

Texture:

3/10

Toppings:

6/10

Sides:

6/10

Value:

3/10

Ambiance:

4/10

Harmoniousness:

3/10

db Bistro Moderne's Foie Gras and Truffle Burger

	February 2nd, 2019 @ 05:30 PM
	55 W 44th St, New York, NY 10036

Overall Rating:

5.8 / 10

Hayden's Rating:

5.7 / 10

A strange beast. Consistency = wiggly. The star ingredients... were they even there? The ultimate question that begs to be asked: at this price point, is it as good as minetta tavern? The answer is a resounding ‘No’. Also beers are like 14$.

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:

8/10

Texture:

7/10

Toppings:

5/10

Sides:

9/10

Value:

2/10

Ambiance:

2/10

Harmoniousness:

7/10

Threes Brewing Gotham Burger Smash Popup

	March 2nd, 2024 @ 05:30 PM
	113 Franklin St, Brooklyn, NY 11222

Overall Rating:

6.6 / 10

Hayden's Rating:

6.6 / 10

About the best one can expect in the overhyped “smash” category. Lipstick on a pig (cow). If your beef is of middling quality, smash it up and overcook it. It’ll be tasty. But you deserve better. Above average cheese.

Hayden's Rating Details

Taste:

6/10

Texture:

5/10

Toppings:

8/10

Sides:

7/10

Value:

8/10

Ambiance:

5/10

Harmoniousness:

7/10

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