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Overall Rating: 7.89

Taste:
8.03/10
Texture:
7.71/10
Toppings:
7.61/10
Sides:
7.65/10
Value:
8.14/10
Ambiance:
8.09/10
Harmoniousness:
7.97/10

User ratings


Fay "The Swanson" L.

The Mangold

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.0 / 10

It's hard to comment when you have a magnificent hangover saving burger in one hand and this phone in the other. This is a great burger . A hybrid between a backyard burger and an "artisanal" burger, The horseradish provides an unexpectedly delightful combo with the cheddar cheese. The fries were a little cold but I ate them anyway

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.0 / 10

Andrew as a person: 5.2/10

Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
6/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.4 / 10

The Mangold is an A+ burger. High points for taste, texture and harmoniousness on this one. The addition of brisket into the patty was a revelation. Cooked medium rare, this was a near perfect patty. I had hoped for more of a kick from the horseradish cream so the toppings rating suffers a little. I got the crack kale for my side, but really should've gone with the blue cheese fries (Andrew gets a point as a person for sharing some of his - I'd call today's performance a generous 5.1 from Andrew - he's inviting us all over to his place after, so it's more of an expectation of high marks than anything else I suppose). Ambiance was nice and casual with a 90s heavy soundtrack (always appreciated by this group). Easy for the space to get loud. Still, we are probably as loud a group as will ever grace this place. I'll be back for the Juicy Lucy!

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.0 / 10

JUICY JUICY was awesome!

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Taste:
10/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.2 / 10

The burger was awesome so juicy I had to eat with knife and fork or take a shower afterwards! Kale salad hit the spot only disappointment was the fries were cold but still tasty And Andrews shirt was too pink

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
9/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange   10.0 / 10

The burger was great! The beer could have been a little colder.

Rating Details

Taste:
10/10
Texture:
10/10
Toppings:
10/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   6.4 / 10

Rating Details

Taste:
6/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
6/10
Value:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
6/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.0 / 10

Always amazing. Goddamnit I love this place. The juicy Lucy isn't quite as magnificent as the abound, but it's pretty damn phenomenal. Harmonious, flavorful, perfectly cooked (not an easy feat while stuffed with pimento cheese). blue chees fries make me feel like a man. Everyone who works here is a goddamn champion. Best deal in the city.

Here's to the next four years...

PS - Greg gets 1.4 for missing it. But still having a strong jawline

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
9/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.2 / 10

Needs salt. Everything does. Fries were lovely.

Andrew on the other hand gets a 2 for showing up channeling Don Jr with his hairstyle. Andrew, don't be gellin.

Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
5/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.2 / 10

Felt like these were fresh off the grill at my friends house, which is not bad or good.

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
5/10
Value:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.2 / 10

It couldn’t compare directly to the Hound, but it’s a damn fine, creative bit of meat slinging and I can’t argue with the unified vision of it. It’s sloppiness was nicely complimented by my blue cheese “cat puke” fries.

Muy bien.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.8 / 10

The taste is very lovely. I like that it squirts out cheese. Lacks a little variation in texture, but only because I went halvsies on the hound .

Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

Chris "Scientaste" W.

PB&B Burger

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.4 / 10

Smooth and delicious, but Elvis would have wanted twice as much bacon on it.

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
9/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   7.4 / 10

Rating Details

Taste:
7/10
Texture:
7/10
Toppings:
7/10
Value:
8/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey   8.4 / 10

This majestic bogie boy is the rawest blend of beefy goodness and peabut smooshy booshy, and brings to my tongue the sweetest staircase to apotheosis. 'twill make sweet love to my innards throughout the eve. Lo, my tummy weeps, but the tears are of joy.

Rating Details

Taste:
8/10
Texture:
8/10
Toppings:
8/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
8/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   6.4 / 10

Recommend a little something to cut the thick of the peanut butter.

Rating Details

Taste:
6/10
Texture:
5/10
Toppings:
4/10
Value:
10/10
Harmoniousness:
7/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey   9.2 / 10

The strength in this burger, to me, is its harmoniousness. Not as weird as you may think. And, I appreciate the size of the burger. Always look forward to it.

Rating Details

Taste:
9/10
Texture:
9/10
Toppings:
9/10
Value:
9/10
Harmoniousness:
10/10

Rating   burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon orange burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey burger icon grey   3.4 / 10

The peanut butter was too much all I tasted was the peanut butter there was no balance it needed some vinegar or tartness to break the PB Won’t order that again should have had the the clasdic

Rating Details

Taste:
2/10
Texture:
2/10
Toppings:
2/10
Value:
7/10
Harmoniousness:
4/10
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