Andrew B.

$12.50 for a cheeseburger with no sides. It was a well cooked, decently seasoned and sized diner-style burger not worthy of any great praise or critique. Another $6 for fries that should've come as an included side.

Andrew, surprisingly, was the first to arrive and made a reservation that wasn't turned down. Amazing. 3.6/10!

An admirable effort to emulate meat with vegetable. The taste, especially when cooled slightly and unadorned with sauce, is not beef like. Texture is close. Blood is strange. Saam sauce is delicious, especially when mixed with ketchup. The value isn't bad, given the engineering effort involved it's creation.

Andrew, like the burger, was a disappointing pile of emulated meat. Late, wearing two sweaters and talking about the lame-stream media bias, today he's a pitiful excuse of a man. 1.2/10. He's not even wearing a watch.

Andrew rating: 1.673

A well textured burger lacking in flavor (or was it just obscured?) and doused in far too much special sauce. Mine was served lukewarm, which was disappointing next to the piping hot fries. The fries were spectacular. The gerkins were a nice touch. The surroundings appealing.

Andrew as a person: 5.2/10

Andrew's organization skills: 5.5

Andrew as a person: 3.76/10. Cheese curds are fantastic.

Andrew Ambiance: 4